Ya Hey!

Dis heres Fritz Boygan (dats me on the da left side of dat there picture) an on behaf a da Sheboygan Jaycees me an my lovely lil mustard cup Helga (shes da short one in dat picture) are really proud once ta present to ya, da Brat Eating Contest for Two-0-0-Seven, enso! Ifn yer lookin for some good clean wholesome fun, we gottit! An ifn yer lookin for some raucous debauchery wit a touch of gluttony, I guess we got dat too. Most of all, what we got is a side splittin good time. Dis extremely fine culinary competition will have ya laughin so hard, yool be stepping an fetchin like an old maid playin stoop tag in an asparagus patch!

Anyhoo, shes gonna be happenin on Saturday, August 2nd, at about 12:00PM in de afternoon, down by Kiwanis on da Johnsonville Stage. Dis here event been goin on since Nineteen Fiddy Tree and shes still goin strong, almost as strong as da aroma commin offa Ma's blood sausage an head cheese tent, oh ya!

Now ifn yer da big eater on da block an ya figure yer up for a lil consumption of mass quantities of bratwurst, ya might wanna enter in Da Wisconsin Division an see how ya fare against sum a Sheboygan's finest brat eaters. Yous can do dat by goin over by da volunteer tent down on da grounds an sign up by fillin out an entry blank, reading da rules, an givin da Jaycees ten bucks caus dey ain't givin out a free lunch ya know! An for da rest of us, we'll be looking fer ya down by da park once, enso!

Sincerely Hey,

Fritz an Helga